1. Help wanted
2. Let’s see, if I start at midnight in Maine, spend no more than one hour and go west, it will still be midnight in the Midwest. Repeat three times and I can have the America filled with gifts and joy in an hour.
3. Donald Trump said what?
4. One is the loneliest number.
5. Give peace a chance, please.
6. God’s gift, an infant child.
7. Never quit believing that a few caring people can’t change the world.
8. I must be crazy.
9. Inconspicuous costume, huh?
10. Merry Christmas and to all a goodnight.